June 2012
3 posts
jitmakesstuff:
time for bed
when will pen marry me i keep sending him emails
Survival Guide
jaketripseveryonedownthestairs:
thechurchcellar:
We’ve all been there. You have just gone to a certain place, at a certain time on a certain date, done a special thing and the thing you suspected would happen has just fucking happened, not to mention the fact that you’ve just seen whatever the fuck it is that lives in your mirror, been told in detail how you’re going to die, and the highly...
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May 2012
37 posts
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pancakestein:
the terrible google image search reactions is totally a thing i do though look how great that shit is
i’m sorry there’s this thing i found and
i don’t usually do this
i just don’t understand why anyone would think that’s a good thing to advocate
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Atomic Melonade: i tried to write a sherlock... →
jaketripseveryonedownthestairs:
jaketripseveryonedownthestairs:
atomicmelonade:
“Stop the pacing, why don’t you? Those of us that are humans are trying to sleep.” It was two in the morning, but it felt… well, it felt like eight of the previous evening to Sherlock and six in the current early morning to…
Aw, shit, now there’s too much pressure please my audience, I’m gonna end up...
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Anonymous asked: Omigaw, dude. Wtf wrng wid u? You bastard 4 sayin yur bro loves his gurl! Wat kind sick wurld do we liv in?
Anonymous asked: your sick that's sick
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tilly: you could have your girlfriend sit on your lap
boy: what no
tilly: you know snuggle up behind her
boy: that's sick
tilly: whisper sweet nothings in her ear
boy: that's sick that's disgusting
tilly: nuzzle her neck and shit
boy: *begins gagging*
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giant anime boners: Jeff the Killer isn't even... →
jaketripseveryonedownthestairs:
jaketripseveryonedownthestairs:
tillytitillandusmonkfish:
jaketripseveryonedownthestairs:
andrewjasonjihad:
He’s small time
YOU’RE SMALL-TIME.
No, seriously, Jeff the Killer’s small time.
what bothers me most is how the kids talk like stilted awkward teens writing…
It felt so wrong, it felt so right, doesn’t mean I’m in love tonight.
You’re hot...
Jeff the Killer isn't even scary
jaketripseveryonedownthestairs:
tillytitillandusmonkfish:
jaketripseveryonedownthestairs:
andrewjasonjihad:
He’s small time
YOU’RE SMALL-TIME.
No, seriously, Jeff the Killer’s small time.
what bothers me most is how the kids talk like stilted awkward teens writing on the internet
actually pretty much everyone talks like written dialogue now that i think of it
there’s a bunch of...
Jeff the Killer isn't even scary
jaketripseveryonedownthestairs:
andrewjasonjihad:
He’s small time
YOU’RE SMALL-TIME.
No, seriously, Jeff the Killer’s small time.
what bothers me most is how the kids talk like stilted awkward teens writing on the internet
actually pretty much everyone talks like written dialogue now that i think of it
there’s a bunch of other amateur writing whoopsies like word repetition and...
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fuckyeahshittydaart:
I’m going to take this opportunity to say: don’t do drugs, kids.
This is what drugs do to you.
I mean, go ahead if you want, but this is what happens.
Don’t say I didn’t warn you when you wake up in 30 years and wonder what happened and why you became so desu.
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Anonymous asked: Ok, so I went away and played the piano until I was good at it. THINK OF ALL THE SWEET, SWEET MUSIC I SHALL BE MAKING NOW. Thanks to your wonderful advice, I am going to write a song about you. And it shall be glorious and stuff.
cosmo tip #246
gamingtimeladyfromgallifrey:
nerdydyke:
expertcosmotips:
if your man sort of isn’t in the mood for sex on a particular night, something suspicious is definitely going on. it is impossible for a man to just not feel like having sex obviously
#all men are sex hungry beings #every single one #all of them #at all times #obviously wow
^
Yeah, it’s surprising, ok… not really surprising at all...
Anonymous asked: I am going to be a successful pianist, any tips?
Anonymous asked: HEY I AM NOT STUPID.
Anonymous asked: What is?
man this is really stupid
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thighbone:
i dont know what i’m doing on...
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turns out this exists →
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man i just remembered
jaketripseveryonedownthestairs:
tillytitillandusmonkfish:
the other day my friend wanted to show me this car he made on some forza game
so he gets this car up on screen and it turns out its purple with a green stripe
and i’m all like
boy this dose sure came out of nowhere
Wait, so it was the Jokermobile?
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man i just remembered
the other day my friend wanted to show me this car he made on some forza game
so he gets this car up on screen and it turns out its purple with a green stripe
and i’m all like
boy this dose sure came out of nowhere
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April 2012
19 posts
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Watchi
think i have to quit the internet now??
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zacharylohse:
im really gay looking
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Tilly: You know you are a lesbian when... →
gamingtimeladyfromgallifrey:
gamingtimeladyfromgallifrey:
tillytitillandusmonkfish:
gamingtimeladyfromgallifrey:
anothercrazyyr:
youknowyouarealesbianwhen:
Your friends keep getting hurt by stupid boys and you can’t help but think how much better you’d be for them…
yup this used to be me…
actually since thinking and acting on are two different things, no it doesn’t. not for me....
friendship with an ulterior motive is my trigger